Who’s cakes got kicked off stage by Prince?

Guess the cakes-

Monday was the last night of musician/god Prince’s run of concerts at Madison Square Garden, and because he is Prince, and does what he wants, he invited large-busted socialite ________ to dance with him onstage. But she didn’t dance! Instead, she stood there and pulled that awkward-pretend-laugh-oh-God-I’m-so-uncomfortable move that is a favorite of people who can’t dance, or don’t want to embarrass themselves trying.

But you don’t do that to Prince in front of a sold-out crowd at Madison Square Garden, no matter how many sex tapes you have. So he kicked her off stage unceremoniously, and the moment was recorded for posterity.

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