10. Jude Law
The aura, the accent, and a screeching alarm from the gaydar…
9. Wilmer Valderrama
…because if you’re rumored to be gay, you shouldn’t sit like that in front of a camera…and you definitely shouldn’t look so comfortable doing so.
8. Ryan Phillipe
We’re still not sure who was the more masculine lead in “Cruel Intentions”, Phillipe or Reese.
7. Kevin Connolly
He’s starring in the new movie, “He’s Just Not That Into You”…his personal views on women are very similar:
6. Jake Gyllenhaal
Two words: Brokeback Mountain…need I say more.
5. Alex Rodriguez
Rodriguez, herein referred to as “Gay-Rod”, not only routinely lounges at the spa, highlights his hair, and indulges in the weekly mani/pedi, he also apparently gets half-naked massages from old, bald, Armenian men in Central Park during the offseason.
4. Keanu Reeves
We [Google and I] can’t even confirm if Keanu is openly gay and married, straight, or bisexual…does that say enough about his sexuality?
3. Anderson Cooper
You know your sexuality’s in question when you’re ranked 2nd in Out magazine as one of the “50 Most Powerful Gay Men and Women in America”.
2. Tom Cruise
One of the most controversial on the list…to add fuel to the fire, we found this in our quintessential quest for undercover gaydom.
In 2001, Tom filed a $100 million lawsuit against “erotic wrestler,” Kyle Bradford as he not only claimed to have had an affair with Cruise, but that Nicole Kidman walked in on them, prompting an end to their marriage.
1. Ryan Seacrest
His perfectly coiffed hair, bleached teeth, and tanned skin have led many to questions his sexuality…the sad truth that crowns him the number 1 spot:
We genuinely believe he thinks he’s actually straight…
Watch as Simon Cowell seems tries to pull him out of the closet, LIVE on American Idol.
Honorable Mentions Include…
Taylor Hicks
John Travolta
Madonna
Nicolas Cage
Troy Aikman
Kordell Stewart
Elijah Wood
Cher
Orlando Bloom
Jonathan Taylor Thomas
Tom Hanks
Collin Hanks
Oscar De La Hoya
Jay Cutler
Ricky Martin
Zac Efron
Ben Affleck
Billy Ray Cyrus
Matthew McConaughey
Ricky Williams
David Spade
Jose Canseco
Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson
Kevin Spacey
#3? He has openly admitted to being gay in the past and only b/c of his contract with CNN does he not mention it anymore.
Pretty sure he knows he’s gay.
Oh and The Rock is NOT gay.
We should def nominate people who go on coffee dates.
@ mawillar–It’s always those who you’d never guess who are the deepest in the closet. Mr. Dwayne Johnson has been known to have sleepovers with #4 on the list.
I think you have good gay dar. Wilmer Valderrama has not publicly came out yet, but I am 90% sure he’s gay. Not from his show, but the way he acts in real life. Wilmer Valderrama and Ricky Martin would be great together! It’s a match made in heaven. Where are you Patty on Millionaire Matchmaker?