10. Jude Law

The aura, the accent, and a screeching alarm from the gaydar…

9. Wilmer Valderrama

…because if you’re rumored to be gay, you shouldn’t sit like that in front of a camera…and you definitely shouldn’t look so comfortable doing so.

8. Ryan Phillipe

We’re still not sure who was the more masculine lead in “Cruel Intentions”, Phillipe or Reese.

7. Kevin Connolly

He’s starring in the new movie, “He’s Just Not That Into You”…his personal views on women are very similar:

6. Jake Gyllenhaal

Two words: Brokeback Mountain…need I say more.

5. Alex Rodriguez

Rodriguez, herein referred to as “Gay-Rod”, not only routinely lounges at the spa, highlights his hair, and indulges in the weekly mani/pedi, he also apparently gets half-naked massages from old, bald, Armenian men in Central Park during the offseason.

4. Keanu Reeves

We [Google and I] can’t even confirm if Keanu is openly gay and married, straight, or bisexual…does that say enough about his sexuality?

3. Anderson Cooper

You know your sexuality’s in question when you’re ranked 2nd in Out magazine as one of the “50 Most Powerful Gay Men and Women in America”.

2. Tom Cruise

One of the most controversial on the list…to add fuel to the fire, we found this in our quintessential quest for undercover gaydom.

In 2001, Tom filed a $100 million lawsuit against “erotic wrestler,” Kyle Bradford as he not only claimed to have had an affair with Cruise, but that Nicole Kidman walked in on them, prompting an end to their marriage.

1. Ryan Seacrest

His perfectly coiffed hair, bleached teeth, and tanned skin have led many to questions his sexuality…the sad truth that crowns him the number 1 spot:

We genuinely believe he thinks he’s actually straight…

Watch as Simon Cowell seems tries to pull him out of the closet, LIVE on American Idol.

Honorable Mentions Include…

Taylor Hicks

John Travolta

Madonna

Nicolas Cage

Troy Aikman

Kordell Stewart

Elijah Wood

Cher

Orlando Bloom

Jonathan Taylor Thomas

Tom Hanks

Collin Hanks

Oscar De La Hoya

Jay Cutler

Ricky Martin

Zac Efron

Ben Affleck

Billy Ray Cyrus

Matthew McConaughey

Ricky Williams

David Spade

Jose Canseco

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson

Kevin Spacey