NERD ALERT!!! Star Wars Swordfighter Has Some New Competition

One faithful fan sums up our thoughts beautifully:

“I wasn’t amazed…UNTIL I SAW HIS MOTHERFUCKING PONYTAIL!  THIS GUY IS BADASS!”

His predecessor…and his cousin.

- Courtesy of Dilda

Your Thursday Weather Quckie

Is this a porno or weather report?

Josh Groban Sings Kanye West Tweets [VIDEO]

-Courtesy of K. Howell

2011 Came Early

I didn’t quite make it to this point in my New Years Eve. In fact my sock got caught up on a nail on my stairs and I fell about 6 feet to the floor and hit my head on the heater and was “knocked the fuck out!” I didn’t even get to get my crunk on or get a New Years Kiss. We want to hear YOUR funny NYE stories here at clowntowns!

The aftermath…
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Hilarious Human-Size Bat Punks People [VIDEO]

The reactions are priceless.



- Courtesy of Miguel.

Fat Kid Dancing and Singing Bad Romance by Lady Gaga [VIDEO]

This poor little duder’s been subject to too many cheese puffs, Xbox, and MTV.   Tighten that wrist up little kid!!

-Courtesy of L. Jackson

Hilarious – Dog Humping Old Lady [VIDEO]

And just when you though he was done……………….he keeps going…

Hilarious 3 Year Old Crying Hysterically Over Justin Bieber [VIDEO]

He’s not even 16 years old yet and he’s already breaking hearts…

Fat Girl Dancing To G-unit ” I Smell Pussy” [VIDEO]

This actually happened…

Hybrid Between Scarlet Takes a Tumble and Single Ladies Spoof [VIDEO]

You’ve seen Scarlet Takes a Tumble…you’ve seen the Single Ladies Spoof.  Now take a look at these ghetto cheerleaders.