3 Year Old Walks in on Parents Having Sex, Imitates Them [VIDEO]

Ahh I guess kids are like pets…you can just have sex with them in the room, whatever no big deal.  This little three year old girl walks in on her parents efffffing and then goes on to give her best impression of what they were doing ….priceless!


-Courtesy of Karl Amalia

Fat Girl Dancing To G-unit ” I Smell Pussy” [VIDEO]

This actually happened…

Girls Just Wanna Have “Fun” — Soon to Be Infamous Triple Chin Contest

We’re not quite sure what they were going for here…our best guess is the best Triple Chin of the Year Award?  In that case we’ll take the pleasure in judging the contestants.

Contestant #1:

Not quite sure what she’s going for here…she has the jaw shift movement down, but ya didn’t quite get all the potential in the back part of your jaw.  No go for you sweets.

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Contestant # 2:

It’s ok toots…please don’t cry on us!  You’re face will revert back to it’s original beauty once you unclench your face.  And no, you didn’t win…potential, yes, but you got some work you need to do.

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Contestant # 3:

From the looks of this picture, there should be a sound bite attached to this picture — Hee-Haw….

We couldn’t decide if we thought she was on the verge of laughter or breaking down…it’s a hellavu effort on this one, we see the hard work paying off, but you’re not the winner babe.

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Contestant # 4:

Oh now look at you! Oh look at us you say with those big creepy eyes?  Oh stop!

This is years of hard work and dedication.  There’s just something beautiful about this look…she almost scares you into appreciating her defined double-jaw line.  Winner winner chicken dinner!

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