One faithful fan sums up our thoughts beautifully:
“I wasn’t amazed…UNTIL I SAW HIS MOTHERFUCKING PONYTAIL! THIS GUY IS BADASS!”
His predecessor…and his cousin.
- Courtesy of Dilda
NERD ALERT!!! Star Wars Swordfighter Has Some New Competition
Your Thursday Weather Quckie
Is this a porno or weather report?
2011 Came Early
I didn’t quite make it to this point in my New Years Eve. In fact my sock got caught up on a nail on my stairs and I fell about 6 feet to the floor and hit my head on the heater and was “knocked the fuck out!” I didn’t even get to get my crunk on or get a New Years Kiss. We want to hear YOUR funny NYE stories here at clowntowns!
The aftermath…
3 Year Old Walks in on Parents Having Sex, Imitates Them [VIDEO]
Ahh I guess kids are like pets…you can just have sex with them in the room, whatever no big deal. This little three year old girl walks in on her parents efffffing and then goes on to give her best impression of what they were doing ….priceless!
-Courtesy of Karl Amalia
Best REAL Taser Scene of All Time!! [VIDEO]
It seems Billy-Joe Houston had too much to drink and absolutely refuses to be taken in for a DUI. Watch as he will not go down without a fight.
“You’re now under arrest for DUI and resisting arrest.”
-”I did not… you fuckin hammered me. Don’t fuck wit me…I’mma be a nice guy.”
-Courtesy of Dan “Wendal” Renzi
Hilarious Human-Size Bat Punks People [VIDEO]
The reactions are priceless.
- Courtesy of Miguel.
Fat Kid Dancing and Singing Bad Romance by Lady Gaga [VIDEO]
This poor little duder’s been subject to too many cheese puffs, Xbox, and MTV. Tighten that wrist up little kid!!
-Courtesy of L. Jackson
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