Fat Kid Dancing and Singing Bad Romance by Lady Gaga [VIDEO]

This poor little duder’s been subject to too many cheese puffs, Xbox, and MTV.   Tighten that wrist up little kid!!

-Courtesy of L. Jackson

Fat Girl Dancing To G-unit ” I Smell Pussy” [VIDEO]

This actually happened…

Hybrid Between Scarlet Takes a Tumble and Single Ladies Spoof [VIDEO]

You’ve seen Scarlet Takes a Tumble…you’ve seen the Single Ladies Spoof.  Now take a look at these ghetto cheerleaders.

Fox and Burger King CLOWN Jessica Simpson and Dallas Cowboys [VIDEO]

We’re not saying this isn’t absolutely hilarious, but what the hell were they thinking airing this on national television!?

Girls Just Wanna Have “Fun” — Soon to Be Infamous Triple Chin Contest

We’re not quite sure what they were going for here…our best guess is the best Triple Chin of the Year Award?  In that case we’ll take the pleasure in judging the contestants.

Contestant #1:

Not quite sure what she’s going for here…she has the jaw shift movement down, but ya didn’t quite get all the potential in the back part of your jaw.  No go for you sweets.

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Contestant # 2:

It’s ok toots…please don’t cry on us!  You’re face will revert back to it’s original beauty once you unclench your face.  And no, you didn’t win…potential, yes, but you got some work you need to do.

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Contestant # 3:

From the looks of this picture, there should be a sound bite attached to this picture — Hee-Haw….

We couldn’t decide if we thought she was on the verge of laughter or breaking down…it’s a hellavu effort on this one, we see the hard work paying off, but you’re not the winner babe.

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Contestant # 4:

Oh now look at you! Oh look at us you say with those big creepy eyes?  Oh stop!

This is years of hard work and dedication.  There’s just something beautiful about this look…she almost scares you into appreciating her defined double-jaw line.  Winner winner chicken dinner!

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