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Matty gets molested

By admin | February 29, 2008 | Uncategorized | No comments

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According to key eyewitnesses, Matty passed out at approximately 2:10 am, 4 hours after transforming into what the onlookers called a “zombie”. The eyewitnesses place Greg at the scene close to 3:00 am, after transforming into what they called a “sexual predator”. Matty is currently being treated for alcohol poisoning, several erroneous cuts, and what specialists call “lazy butt syndrome”.

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