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Hilarious 3 Year Old Crying Hysterically Over Justin Bieber [VIDEO]

admin — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 17:36:28 +0000

He’s not even 16 years old yet and he’s already breaking hearts…

Finding Nino — The Barbie Girl [VIDEO RESPONSE]

admin — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 23:12:59 +0000

There’s no chance the internet was missin out on this one.

This is a video response to the post Fat Girl Dancing To G-unit ” I Smell Pussy” [VIDEO]. We’ll have a poll up shortly to vote on your favorite.

Fat Girl Dancing To G-unit ” I Smell Pussy” [VIDEO]

admin — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 00:16:21 +0000

This actually happened…

If this was the Haitians, They Had it Coming [MUST SEE VIDEO!]

admin — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 01:56:08 +0000

The video is not embeddable, but you have to see this!!!

Note the following:

At 1:40 the 2 foot kid grinding on the ass of a grown woman.
The Slut Princess and her crown.
The adults judging the kids for the next generation’s King & Queen Grindmaster.

The sad thing is these kids have more rhythm than most white dudes I know.

VIDEO — CLICK HERE!

Another Day in the Life of Lady Gaga — Giant Body Loofa Costume [PICTURES]

admin — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 17:45:43 +0000

Lady Gaga made her way to the UK for the music industry’s Brit Awards. Not only did she manage to take three awards home, she stole the show with her all-too-familiar fashion statement. This time, Gaga paid tribute to fashion designer Alexander McQueen, who took his own life last week, dedicating a performance of her song “Telephone” to him.

We still think the she looks like a giant, human body loofa!

Awesome Middle School Kid Gets Detention For Being Hilarious [PICTURE]

admin — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 20:55:37 +0000

Sure, we’ve heard it before, but it’s just gotta sound so much more hilarious coming from the mouth of a middle schooler. We do applaud you Dalton, you are wise beyond your years. The hour in detention was surely well worth it!

Must See – WOW Guy Angry About WOW And Irate About Star Trek Online – [VIDEO]

admin — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 00:21:17 +0000

We weren’t sure if Francis was an actor or not — after all we didn’t know people like Francis existed. After much thought, we confirmed he is, in fact, a real person and not an actor — all the more entertaining for us! It’s a 4 minute video, but it gets better and better as it goes on…take a look.

“Oh my god…I’m so mad…Oh my god….I swear I’m gonna kill someone.”

“I used my Beta key!!!”

“It doesn’t make any shhhennshhhh!!”

“Whenever I get to fly my ship IT BETTER BE AMAZING!!!”

Alexyss K. Tylor Says ‘Wash Your Nuts!!!’ [VIDEO]

admin — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 00:06:34 +0000

Words can not describe this…just watch:

And if you’re still in shock…check out Penis Power:

Lady Gaga: Hideous Face, Definitely Doable

admin — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 01:25:02 +0000

I’ll give it to Lady Gaga’s — she’s extremely talented and she’s peaking in her worldwide fame and success. We’ve all seen the ridiculous costumes, masks, headgear, makeup, etc…but yet with all the sexy performances, dirty talk, and controversial outfits only a few of us that pay attention, have actually seen her face.

REALITY: There are animals that have more attractive faces than Gaga:

Yet, another REALITY:

Guys would be lying to you if they told you they wouldn’t do her!Here’s why:

Ron Burgundy says it best:

“I wanna say something. I’m gonna put it out there. If you like it, you can take it, if you don’t, send it right back. I wanna be on you.”

D-Bag Lane Kiffin Becomes USC Coach, Expelled From TN

admin — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 04:23:52 +0000

It’s pretty safe to say Kiffin’s not welcome in the state of Tennessee anymore, let alone anywhere near Knoxville. Within the last few days, Lane Kiffin stabbed a loyal Tennessee community by announcing he was resigning to adopt the prestigious USC football program, a program that has way too much class for a cowardly prick like Kiffin. Here’s a few excerpts from the Rocky Top community.

“To my fellow students at the University of Tennessee and me, Lane Kiffin is about as faithful as Tiger Woods.

So from all of the loyal football fans at the University of Tennessee who treated you, Lane Kiffin, as if you were our god, we gladly accept your resignation … your classless attitude does not belong at Tennessee.”

Here is a small sampling of comments from the official Kiffin to USC story in the Knoxville News Sentinel:

Chris4Vols22 writes: Kiffin is dead to me.

tnsportsman writes: I’M DONE!!!! DONE WITH DONATING, SEASON TICKETS EVERYTHING AFTER 35 YEARS!!!!! THIS WILL SET UT BACK 5 YEARS!!!!

bohica writes: What a p.o.s.. I hope he gets hit by the proverbial bus he threw the TN football program under. He should be made to pay his way out of the contract.

BIGGEST_BEAR writes: LK you are the biggest snake in the history of CFB..That old Al Davis must really know you after all..Good riddance and go to h3ll..PS: Can Layla please stay..

cc623 writes: I hope you choke you little punk… Enjoy your new life at cheater u.

volsfaninkpt writes: guess everybody was right about this bit#h azz liar!!! what a piece of sh$t!! he better be gettin out of knoxville very quickly or he might be found dead by unhappy vol fans!!!!!!!!

BolivarBob writes: LOW DOWN WORTHLESS PIECE OF CHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BETTER NOT EVER SET FOOT IN THIS STATE AGAIN!!!!!!