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This Picture is Uncomfortably Gay

admin — Thu, 08 Jul 2010 18:14:29 +0000

Bert & Ernie jussssssst got finished with a little sushi. Now it’s time for their favorite game of ‘guess who sat on the sake’…

Guy Projectile Vomits, Faints During 1008lb Powersquat! [VIDEO]

admin — Wed, 09 Jun 2010 22:23:29 +0000

There’s nothing worse than thinking you’re going to victorious……..and then waking up in your own puke!

Logan Lacy attempting squat at Sr. Nationals in Chicago. During the squat he projectile vomits on the head judge and then passed out. Let it be noted that he also went for a third attempt after this happened.

Toddler Caught Casually Smoking a Cigarette [VIDEO]

admin — Wed, 26 May 2010 23:02:42 +0000

This little dude’s gonna lose his chance at that USC football scholarship if he doesn’t put down that cigarette!

Best REAL Taser Scene of All Time!! [VIDEO]

admin — Tue, 04 May 2010 17:32:02 +0000

It seems Billy-Joe Houston had too much to drink and absolutely refuses to be taken in for a DUI. Watch as he will not go down without a fight.

“You’re now under arrest for DUI and resisting arrest.”

-”I did not… you fuckin hammered me. Don’t fuck wit me…I’mma be a nice guy.”

-Courtesy of Dan “Wendal” Renzi

Have you been THIS hammered??

admin — Tue, 27 Apr 2010 23:19:11 +0000

Hilarious Human-Size Bat Punks People [VIDEO]

admin — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 19:37:36 +0000

The reactions are priceless.

- Courtesy of Miguel.

DEFRIENDING: When you’re gay enough to put this as your profile picture.

admin — Tue, 20 Apr 2010 22:00:28 +0000

Note, he clearly did not learn from the 2009 Toolbag Hall of Fame picture.

My Humps – Performed by Fatmaster Flex [VIDEO]

admin — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 21:33:12 +0000

Is there some sort of fatty-dancing fetish out there? Who the f$ck is requesting or enticing these fatties to keep making these videos???

This guy has bigger tits than half of America!! And he genuinely thinks he’s sexy…my god…

-Courtesy of R – Dot

KFC’s New Heart Attack Sandwich: The Double Down

admin — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 02:06:11 +0000

KFC’s new Double Down sandwich, which hits stores nationwide this week, has been buzzed about since its ingredients were revealed. The Double Down is essentially a sandwich with two chicken fillets taking the place of bread slices. In between are two pieces of bacon, melted slices of Monterey Jack and Pepper Jack cheese and a zesty sauce. The sandwich will pack 540 calories, 32 grams of fat and 1,380 milligrams of sodium, according to KFC. (Dan Kremer/KFC/AP Photo)

Other outrageous fastfood:

Got beef? This sandwich sure does. Burger King’s “BK Quad Stacker” hamburger has four beef patties, topped with bacon, cheese, sauce, lettuce, pickles and onions. It weighs in with 1010 calories, 70 grams of fat, 30 mg of saturated fat, 3 grams trans fats, 210 mg cholesterol, 34 carbs, 6 grams sugar, 64 grams protein and 1800 mg sodium — not counting the French Fries. (Paul J. Richards/AFP/Getty Images)

Dunkin’ Donuts’ Waffle Breakfast Sandwich consists of egg, cheese and bacon between two maple syrup-flavored waffles. The breakfast treat contains 390 calories, 23 grams of fat and 8 grams of saturated fat. (Courtesy Dunkin’ Donuts)

Quiznos’ gourmet bread bowls — which include the Signature Steak ‘N Chili, Country French Chicken and Southwest Chicken are not your mother’s chicken noodle soup. The Southwest chicken bowl contains 850 calories and 32 grams of fat. (Quiznos/PRNewsFoto)

Fat Kid Dancing and Singing Bad Romance by Lady Gaga [VIDEO]

admin — Tue, 13 Apr 2010 00:55:37 +0000

This poor little duder’s been subject to too many cheese puffs, Xbox, and MTV. Tighten that wrist up little kid!!

-Courtesy of L. Jackson