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Lady Gaga: Hideous Face, Definitely Doable
I’ll give it to Lady Gaga’s — she’s extremely talented and she’s peaking in her worldwide fame and success. We’ve all seen the ridiculous costumes, masks, headgear, makeup, etc…but yet with all the sexy performances, dirty talk, and controversial outfits only a few of us that pay attention, have actually seen her face.
REALITY: There are animals that have more attractive faces than Gaga:
Yet, another REALITY:
Guys would be lying to you if they told you they wouldn’t do her!Here’s why:
Ron Burgundy says it best:
“I wanna say something. I’m gonna put it out there. If you like it, you can take it, if you don’t, send it right back. I wanna be on you.”
Brett Michaels Gets Dropped at Tony Awards Show
Brett, this is God…your career ended over a decade ago. It’s time to let go. No? Fine…
Tom Cruise Goes Batshit Crazy on Oprah…Hilarity Ensues
Dane Cook’s absolutely hilarious impression of Tom Cruise on Oprah:
…and the original interview Tom did with Oprah:
PING PONG NEEERRRRRRDDD GOES WACKO!!
This is absolutely hilarious…I’m pretty sure there was never a part in Balls of Fury that was this funny. Winning a ping pong match is questionable as it is, but dancing excessively in front of everyone in your “short shorts” with your pasty white legs and pathetic mohawk is absolutely FALSE…and what’s up with the karate-style whining at the end?
SNL’s Penelope Reborn
Any guesses as to what’s going through his mind right now?
My guess is:
“I’m so much cooler than you.”
Allen Iverson’s New Haircut Creates All Star Hilarity!!
Watch for yourself as fellow All Stars heckle A.I. after he debuts his new haircut. No dreads, no braids, no cornrows, and not even the baby fro he sported during his rookie season 13 years ago…
And the Halloween pictures begin…
Edge lets the game begin…
…pssst nice package!
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