All posts by Ryan Spillers
Winning – a Song by Charlie Sheen
I have to say, the gentlemen at “Auto Tune the News” did it again. A classic.
What’cha know about math?
“When I add, shorty subtract” lol
c’mon ladies, all these fellas wanna do is integrate.
How do you make it rain… chicken?
Well, apparently it’s pretty easy. Just ask Mr. Ju Skee.
I personally prefer this over the actual video, “Make it rain” by Travis Porter. Something about skinny women just doesn’t turn me on.
Do they make rims for wheelchairs?
Not sure… but maybe you should ask this guy?
Officers Find Crack Hidden In Man’s Penis Foreskin
A Louisville, Kentucky man is in police custody after authorities say he was arrested and found to be hiding crack cocaine in his penis.
WLKY News reports that Antoine Banks was arrested after they found him in possession of salvia and liquid codeine during a routine traffic stop.
For that he was charged with second-degree possession of a controlled substance and possession of synthetic cannabinoid agonists or piperazines.
When he was booked at the city’s Metro Corrections for the charges he was asked if he had any drugs or weapons on him and told police no.
When authorities did a clothed pat down on him however, they discovered a small bag of cocaine tied to his boxers.
A strip search was then ordered and police found another small bag, this time in the foreskin of his penis.
He is now facing additional charges of trafficking a controlled substance and promoting contraband.
Who’s cakes got kicked off stage by Prince?
Guess the cakes-
Monday was the last night of musician/god Prince’s run of concerts at Madison Square Garden, and because he is Prince, and does what he wants, he invited large-busted socialite ________ to dance with him onstage. But she didn’t dance! Instead, she stood there and pulled that awkward-pretend-laugh-oh-God-I’m-so-uncomfortable move that is a favorite of people who can’t dance, or don’t want to embarrass themselves trying.
Best cry ever
I really want to say this to somebody and see if I get the same reaction.
Uncle Gives His Nephew An Old School Ass Whoopin On Webcam For Acting Hard [VIDEO]
Parent of the year.
“now put that on your mothaf*ckin’ wall”
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