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The Incredible Chest Mustache

“I call it the Eww Manchu.”

It took 12 clippers and 3 asian waxers for this sicko to achieve the first of its kind, a “chest-stache”.  Ew this guy is gross!!

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ALERT!! ECONOMY IN CRITICAL CONDITION

Ladies and gentlemen, when things get tough a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do to put food on the table.  It comes to our attention though, that times are SO tough…that Mr. Bobby Ray Hornblower has actually listed his custom, hand-built, one-of-a-kind, floating lawn chair.

Hornblower’s actual craigslist ad pleads:

“Hate ta see her go but gotta feed the kids.  Make a ofer please”


“My Legs go Numb and Everythaang [when eating toilet paper]“

When asked about her addiction to eating toilet paper, Laniqua (pronounced LA-NHI-QWAH) tells Tyra that when she sits down to go to the bathroom (thank you Tyra for clarifying that this means going “number one AND two”) she stays awhile after she goes so she can enjoy her favorite treat. So long, in fact, she says “my legs go numb and everythannng… [I] eat about a half a roll a day… About four rolls a week.”

And some comments by fellow Tyra-loving monkeys…

“they shd pray to God and get delivered from whateva is troubling them.. point blank”

“i noe someone who likes that yellow thing that comes out of zits…. the mst normal one is the scabs”

“this is freaking insane,what the F&^)%”

“Sweet Lord Baby Jesus (blonde, swiss-looking, lightly bearded, almost mike piazza-style beard jesus) please help these poor women find their way before it’s too late.”

“uh…I got an advice..STOP EATING THIS SHIT!!!OMFG!!!WHAT’S WRONG WITH THESE CHICKS??Haha it just came to me-why aren’t dudes doing this?”

“Wow she must eat a LOT of toilet paper!!!!”

Why Gooberts should not be allowed in the Tattoo parlor…

Wow what a goober……….since when was California on the east coast????

CLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN have fun with that one for the next 60 years!!