Anal: I’m taking a poll–please vote.

By Bianca Li

So……I’m on another date. I’m having THE. BEST. “TIME”. OF. MY. LIFE.

It’s midnight. Round 5. Nice, hard, pounding sex. Simple. Doggy-style (I’m in front this time). And, we decide to use a nice bottle of “warming lubricant” (a.k.a. sex lube).

It’s one of those rare occasions where I’m having 20 orgasms being stimulated in two different places (If you’ve never experienced this before, I highly recommend it). So, pound, pound, pound. Jackhammer. Great. Quick, deep thrust = loud scream. WRONG HOLE, @$$H013!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Literally.

I blacked out. It was the worst pain I have ever felt in my life! No joke. I blacked out.

When I woke up, I confronted the Clowntown, and asked him why he raped my butt. To which he claimed, “it was an accident”. Really? Then, why did you lube my @$$h013?? And…this was not the first time we’ve had this “accident” But, he’s cute, so I believed him. You know how it is. When they’re cute, you’re more likely to believe what they say, but I need another opinion…Was this an accident? What do you think?

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