ALERT!! ECONOMY IN CRITICAL CONDITION
Ladies and gentlemen, when things get tough a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do to put food on the table. It comes to our attention though, that times are SO tough…that Mr. Bobby Ray Hornblower has actually listed his custom, hand-built, one-of-a-kind, floating lawn chair.
Hornblower’s actual craigslist ad pleads:
“Hate ta see her go but gotta feed the kids. Make a ofer please”
