ALERT!! ECONOMY IN CRITICAL CONDITION

Ladies and gentlemen, when things get tough a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do to put food on the table.  It comes to our attention though, that times are SO tough…that Mr. Bobby Ray Hornblower has actually listed his custom, hand-built, one-of-a-kind, floating lawn chair.

Hornblower’s actual craigslist ad pleads:

“Hate ta see her go but gotta feed the kids.  Make a ofer please”

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