“We sympathize with the children of rich and powerful people. Really we do. There they are sitting around their elite universities wondering how they can prove to the world that they’re deserving of the advantages they’ve been given. Should they start a charity? Should they start a company? What’s the best way to prove their worth independent of the family name? According to Business Insider, in the case of Dan Aykroyd’s daughter Danielle (Harvard, ’12), investor Ron Perelman’s daughter Sam (Penn, ’12), World Trade Center architect Daniel Libeskind’s daughter Rachel (Harvard, ’11), and Ellen Barkin’s niece Lana (Bard), all that quiet self-reflection led them instead to star in a rap video about the lingering effects of cunnilingus. Proof you can’t buy good taste. Or good judgment. Or the ability to not make yourself look like a tool. Famous kids! Didn’t your nannies raise you better?”