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Ladies and gentlemen, he’s actually not crying.  Kung Fu on the left and Aerosmith are actually singing– this is the passion that Aerosmith brings to the table…jaw-dropping and incredible!

Designer shades:                                                     $399

Adobe Photoshop:                                                   $799

Digital Camera:                                                        $239

Having this as your Facebook profile picture:       PRICELESS

An anonymous email I received:

Pat made Meghan take these of him, and then responded to an ad on Craigslist…..for male models…..with them.  We think it’s because he was jealous of Dimo having a photo shoot the week before.

John Daly was recently discovered outside a North Carolina Hooters, where he was blantantly hammered, passed out on the sidewalk.  Winston-Salem police described him as “extremely intoxicated and uncooperative”.  What entailed was a trip to the Forsyth County jail for 24 hours to sober up.

Daly, 42 years old, hasn’t held a US PGA Tour card for the last two years.  Earlier this year Butch Harmon quit as his swing coach, stating “[Daley’s] most important thing in his life is getting drunk”.  However, Daly’s story is quite amusing.

“Nothing is going right in my life right now,” Daly said during a phone interview Sunday. “I’m going through a hell of a divorce. I haven’t seen my son. It was an unfortunate incident, but it’s a joke what people are saying. I take full responsibility for what happened, but it wasn’t that big of a deal.”

Here comes the funny part:

Daly said the issue could have been avoided if his friends had realized he tends to sleep with his eyes open when he’s tired, stressed and has been drinking. He said the driver of his private bus, parked near Hooters, panicked when he saw Daly and called the paramedics.

“The thing I want people to know is when I called my girlfriend at 11:30 p.m., I was going back to the bus to go sleep,” Daly said. “I’m not going to say I wasn’t drunk. I did have a few drinks. I said to them, ‘I’m tired, I’m drunk and I’m going to bed.’”

“The bus driver called 911 because my eyes were open,” Daly said. “I said, ‘What’s going on?’ He said, ‘We thought you were dead.’ Anybody who knows me … when I’m tired, I sleep with my eyes open. They know it takes awhile to wake me up.”

As you might recall, Shaquille O’Neal took offense to Gregg Popovich’s Hack-a-Shaq strategy during the first round of the playoffs, calling it a “coward move”.  Demonstrating a good sense of humor, Povovich checks back at Shaq during Wednesday night’s Sun-Spurs season opener.  

Edge lets the game begin…

…pssst nice package!

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